Brouhaha en 5ème section foot. Comme d’habitude, la même bande de comiques est à l’oeuvre.
M : Shhhsh for God’s sake ! What is it with you lot ??? Can’t you just keep quiet ??? – hé m’sieur j’ai rien dit !!! M : don’t you speak French to me boy ! How come I heard your voice ? – not me, not me !!! M : verb ? – it’s not me !!! M : it’s not me who ? my dog ? Explosion de rire de la part de l’élève concerné qui s’avachit sur sa table. – Yes m’sieur, my dog ! M : Well, if I’m your dog, you’re my bitch then… – hé m’sieur chuis pas une bitch moi !!! – rholola, comment y t’as broken le prof !
Special Agent Derrick Vann (Samuel L. Jackson) : … the hell is that supposed to mean ?
Andy Fidler : If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Just a little constructive criticism. Okay ? That’s how two people working together…
Special Agent Derrick Vann : Wow wow wow wow !!! We’re NOT working together !!! So get that out of your mind. Nobody said we were working together.
Andy Fidler : Excuse me ! YOU dragged me into this and I’m giving a speech at 10 AM tomorrow so the sooner you start treating me like a partner…
Special Agent Derrick Vann : Hey !!! We are NOT partners ! Ain’t no way in the world that can happen !
Andy Fidler : Well, what am I then hmmm ?
Special Agent Derrick Vann : What are you ? You are my bitch, that’s what. My own personal bitch. I pulled you out of lock-up as an S.W.C. which means Suspect Who’s Cooperating, which means I own your ass, which means when I pull the strings, you dance ! Till then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut and don’t say a word, like a puppet… you are !