Sarcasm, just one of the services I offer...Brouhaha en 5ème section foot. Comme d’habitude, la même bande de comiques est à l’oeuvre.

M : Shhhsh for God’s sake ! What is it with you lot ??? Can’t you just keep quiet ???
– hé m’sieur j’ai rien dit !!!
M : don’t you speak French to me boy ! How come I heard your voice ?
– not me, not me !!!
M : verb ?
– it’s not me !!!
M : it’s not me who ? my dog ?
Explosion de rire de la part de l’élève concerné qui s’avachit sur sa table.
– Yes m’sieur, my dog !
M : Well, if I’m your dog, you’re my bitch then…
– hé m’sieur chuis pas une bitch moi !!!
– rholola, comment y t’as broken le prof !

Explosion de rire générale. Matt 1 – Jackass 0.

When I pull the strings... you dance !Andy Fidler (Eugene Levy): Do you have a plan ?

Special Agent Derrick Vann (Samuel L. Jackson) : … the hell is that supposed to mean ?

Andy Fidler : If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Just a little constructive criticism. Okay ? That’s how two people working together…

Special Agent Derrick Vann : Wow wow wow wow !!! We’re NOT working together !!! So get that out of your mind. Nobody said we were working together.

Andy Fidler : Excuse me ! YOU dragged me into this and I’m giving a speech at 10 AM tomorrow so the sooner you start treating me like a partner…

Special Agent Derrick Vann : Hey !!! We are NOT partners ! Ain’t no way in the world that can happen !

Andy Fidler : Well, what am I then hmmm ?

Special Agent Derrick Vann : What are you ? You are my bitch, that’s what. My own personal bitch. I pulled you out of lock-up as an S.W.C. which means Suspect Who’s Cooperating, which means I own your ass, which means when I pull the strings, you dance ! Till then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut and don’t say a word, like a puppet… you are !

– From The Man

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