Everybody knows Nathalie Portman. If you don’t, you probably haven’t watched Leon, Star Wars: Episode I, II and III, or V for Vendetta, among others…
In this video by The Lonely Island, she spills the beans on her private (non-Hollywood) life.
This is an explicit uncensored version. NSFW. You’ve been warned.
Despite the language used, I find it excellent – that must be quite a change from her late Ann Boleyn role!
[Verse 1: Natalie Portman, The Lonely Island, Seth Meyers]
I don’t sleep, motherfucker; off that ‘gnac and the durban
Doin’ 120, gettin’ head while I’m swervin’
Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick!
I bust in dudes’ mouths like Gushers motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
What you want Natalie? To drink and fight!
What you need Natalie? To fuck all night!
Don’t test me when I’m crazy off that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat ’til your shit’s in my shoe
Leave you screamin’, pay for my dry-cleanin’
Fuck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin’!
[Interlude: Natalie Portman & Chris Parnell]
I’m sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
I never said that I was a role model
But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
[Verse 2: Natalie Portman & The Lonely Island]
All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
It’s Portman, motherfucker, drink ’til I’m sick
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die
And all the dudes, you know I’m talkin’ to you
We love you Natalie! I wanna fuck you too!
P! Is for Portman! P! It’s for pussy!
I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me!
[Interlude: Natalie Portman & Chris Parnell]
Well Natalie, I’m surprised, all this from a Harvard graduate?
Well, there’s a lot you may not know about me
Really, such as?
[Verse 3: Natalie Portman]
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
I’ll sit right down on your face and take a shit!
[Bridge: Andy Samberg & Natalie Portman]
Natalie, you are a badass bitch (Hell yeah!)
And I’ll always pay for your dry-cleaning
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!)
And as for the drug use, well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you, girl
[Interlude: Natalie Portman & Chris Parnell]
Okey-doke. Natalie, one final question: If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it— [*chair slam*]
No more questions
[Outro: Natalie Portman]
What!
any reasons for that ??
J’adore cette gonzesse, elle a du chien en plus d’être mignonne.
Je ne me souvenais plus que c’était elle dans Léon …
Ah ouais! Et dans Deux soeurs pour un roi, je pensais être une fois de plus ébloui par Scarlett Johansson et finalement c’est bien Nathalie qui déchirait tout !
Ouah, j’parle trop bien le dialogue Zep moi, faut qu’j’arrete de fréquenter ce sïte !
@Ben : nope, just thought it was funny and over the top !
@agatzebluz : oui, je suis bien d’accord avec toi, elle a vraiment la classe (même dans ce registre).
@olmon : ah tiens, je ne l’ai pas vu ce film. Il est bien ?
Vous aurez un petit dialogue ZEP à la fin de la semaine. Ils sont en forme en ce moment !
Mais c’est qu’elle chante bien en plus !!!
Dear Matt,
as an english teacher, you should watch this movie (The other boleyn girl). It’s about the Boleyn sisters and king Henri VIII. Well, the story is romanced but still, it sticks to history.
When finished watching this movie, you can also watch Elizabeth (1998) and then, Elizabeth, the golden age (not seen yet !)
@BoZo : c’est vrai que ça vaut ce qu’on peut entendre sur certaines radios !
@olmon : I’ve watched the two Elizabeth movies already. I’ll give a shot to The Other Boleyn Girl, it sounds good.
I remember when I used to teach my 5emes all about Henry VIII and his many wives… seems like ages ago now ! The new books don’t cover it at all now.
of course they do !!
Well mine (Join the Team) doesn’t !
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