Andy Fidler (Eugene Levy): Do you have a plan?
Special Agent Derrick Vann (Samuel L. Jackson): … the hell is that supposed to mean?
Andy Fidler: If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Just a little constructive criticism. Okay? That’s how two people working together…
Special Agent Derrick Vann: Wow wow wow wow !!! We’re NOT working together !!! So get that out of your mind. Nobody said we were working together.
Andy Fidler: Excuse me! YOU dragged me into this and I’m giving a speech at 10 AM tomorrow so the sooner you start treating me like a partner…
Special Agent Derrick Vann: Hey !!! We are NOT partners! Ain’t no way in the world that can happen!
Andy Fidler: Well, what am I then hmmm?
Special Agent Derrick Vann: What are you? You are my bitch, that’s what. My own personal bitch. I pulled you out of lock-up as an S.W.C. which means Suspect Who’s Cooperating, which means I own your ass, which means when I pull the strings, you dance! Till then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut and don’t say a word, like a puppet… you are!
– From The Man
