Andy Fidler (Eugene Levy): Do you have a plan ?
Special Agent Derrick Vann (Samuel L. Jackson) : … the hell is that supposed to mean ?
Andy Fidler : If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Just a little constructive criticism. Okay ? That’s how two people working together…
Special Agent Derrick Vann : Wow wow wow wow !!! We’re NOT working together !!! So get that out of your mind. Nobody said we were working together.
Andy Fidler : Excuse me ! YOU dragged me into this and I’m giving a speech at 10 AM tomorrow so the sooner you start treating me like a partner…
Special Agent Derrick Vann : Hey !!! We are NOT partners ! Ain’t no way in the world that can happen !
Andy Fidler : Well, what am I then hmmm ?
Special Agent Derrick Vann : What are you ? You are my bitch, that’s what. My own personal bitch. I pulled you out of lock-up as an S.W.C. which means Suspect Who’s Cooperating, which means I own your ass, which means when I pull the strings, you dance ! Till then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut and don’t say a word, like a puppet… you are !
– From The Man