A few puns to spice up your conversations – always useful :-)

  • A good pun is its own re-word……………
  • A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
  • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  • I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
  • Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  • Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
  • Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  • A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  • A lot of money is tainted. It t’aint yours and t’aint mine.
  • When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • Dreaming in color is a pigment of your imagination.
  • A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  • A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  • Dijon vu — the same mustard as before.
  • A backwards poet writes inverse.
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  • You’re stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
  • He fell into an upholstery machine, but is fully recovered.

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