A few puns
le Jeudi 04 mai 2006 à 12:25 par MattA few puns to spice up your conversations - always useful :-)
- A good pun is its own re-word……………
- A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
- Shotgun wedding : A case of wife or death.
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
- Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
- Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
- Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome ?
- A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
- A lot of money is tainted. It t’aint yours and t’aint mine.
- When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Without geometry, life is pointless.
- Dreaming in color is a pigment of your imagination.
- A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
- A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu — the same mustard as before.
- A backwards poet writes inverse.
- With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
- You’re stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
- He fell into an upholstery machine, but is fully recovered.
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4 mai 2006 at 12:58 [ Citer ]
“A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter”…j’adore cette phrase, je sais pas pourquoi, ca me fait penser à mon actuelle galère pour rentrer dans mes robes special K’annes…à J-8 de l’irrémédiable. La force est avec moi.
5 mai 2006 at 9:50 [ Citer ]
Ahahaha “special K’annes”, c’est de la bonne “Vannes” (56 - Morbihan !!!) ça ^_^
Dieu que j’ai honte de cette blague…