– Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
– A backward poet writes inverse.
– A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
– Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
– Shotgun wedding : A case of wife or death.
– A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
– A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
– Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
– Does the name Pavlov ring a bell ?
– Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
– Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
– When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
– A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
– What’s the definition of a will ? (It’s a dead giveaway.)
– Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
– In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
– She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
– A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
– If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
– With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
– When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
– The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
– You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
– Local Area Network in Australia : the LAN down under.
– He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
– Every calendar’s days are numbered.
– A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
– A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
– He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
– A plateau is a high form of flattery.
– A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
– Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
– Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
– Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
– Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
– Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Well, well, well ;-)